Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me by Ben Karlin

Author:Ben Karlin [Karlin, Ben]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Humor
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Lesson#15

Nine Years Is the Exact Right Amount of Time to Be in a Bad Relationship

by Bob Odenkirk

This is a transcript taken from a recent Bob Odenkirk Rocky RelationShip Seminar.

Hey. How are you doing, couples? Are you all ready to hear about my plan for you to get the most from your rocky relationship? I see one man over there who isn’t nodding. Sir? Oh, you’re a lesbian? Oh, I thought you were a man [really awkward laughs]. You’re here with her? Oh, I thought she was a man, too. I thought you were a gay couple. No, I understand you are gay, just . . . well, okay, let’s keep moving on.

As I’ve promised in my brochures, I speak from experience. Everything I am about to share with you is based on real-life experimentation. My theory has been tested in the lab called “My Past” by a doctor named “Me.”

Is there a time limit for relationships? How long do you “hang in there”? What’s a good “rule of thumb” for exploring every avenue before breaking it off and moving on?

The answer is simple. Nine years.

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